Goodie Two Sleeves's "Aberzombie & Twitch Men's Tee" is perfect merch for the zombie apocalypse. This supersoft white novelty t-shirt is a parody of the popular mall clothing store, reading "Aberzombie & Twitch Trademark Since the Apocalypse" in grey text below a buff, but decaying, zombie. A design beloved by both zombies and those trying to escape them.